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Some handy info for ya'll who are planning to attend:All listed garages and lots are within walking distance to 935 NW Davis Street. Urban Studio is also located on the Portland Streetcar Line, and street parking is available in the blocks surrounding us (9th/Everett/10th/Davis) 7 days a week for3 hours max dependent upon where you find a spot. There are roughly 40 street spots in the blocks

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Is it so much to ask that someone dress like LaDouche-San for Halloween, or what?Is is also too much to ask for someone else to think this would be funnier than shit?Yeah, your right. At least I dream big though.

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Well, I guess we find ourselves here again. One day I was just sitting there on the street curb thinking about candy when all of a sudden I stood up, realized what a retarded asshole I had been, and became a respectable adult. Everybody who is anybody knows that it takes a whole heap of shitastic, a proper suicide attempt, and the love of a superior human to set ones head straight again. So lets

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dr.pipehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09548643918859073876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3202250056991716648.post-26945253889695847122010-03-03T23:57:00.001-08:002010-03-03T23:57:56.127-08:00

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I tire of these reindeer games so, lets just cut to the chase...Tales of Tomorrow = RadAmityville II: The Possession= RadKojak= Obviously RadWerewolf: The Devil's Hound= Extremely Un-rad. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

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Ernie Kovacs is precious.

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That's how long it took me to choose coral...I think.Crap damn it. I DO know that they will be printed thermography style on 2x2 squares with rounded corners. Matte untreated paper of course. The graphics will be more refined, bien sûr Once again, Today's Horoscope is FUCK YEAH!

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Don't get me wrong, I am gross too. I'll high five over a fart, fantasize about punching old ladies, read about wet specimens like its the news, Hell... I even ate a box of donuts for dinner a few nights back. Speaking of morbid anatomy...Instead of stitches on my precious finger, I just used Super Glue.I am super poor hardcore like that.I learned that shit in wilderness survival class. Works

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Your seriously gross. It's overwhelmingly disturbing.Please work on that.At the rate your going, Id read the How to Win a Street Fight article if I were you.

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I don't even know what to say about this link except that I do not remember Liberty every stocking this essential oil, there are naked lady bits on there so be forewarned, AND if you wish for the back of your hand to smell like vag-gather $10, give me a call and you and I can go about this the old fashioned way (as god intended). The video is the clincher for me. I almost lost it when he wiffs

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Don't f-ing forget to pay some respects today to Momofuku Ando-san.If you opt against it- consider us done.

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No other reason except for smiles...

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This turned out all right. It's super comfy for chillin' around the house.

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Really? Thanks, Hulu. That's so rad. It's just what I needed. I lost my DVD's. Your the best.

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Today's theme was film. I developed it, researched it, I scanned it in, I accessorized with it, and now I am going to watch it (In a sense). First off, Doro got me a rad bag for the baby Jesus's birthday and it is made out of old Bollywood film strips. I love it madly. I projected it so that I could check out a frame or two. How rad is that?Now that the important things have been touched on, I

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Here we find ourselves with no moon and a solstice on our hands. It's blacker than the blackest black times infinity, for sure. In honor of that and the fact that my raging headache is keeping me awake, I started working on the designs for an entire Flamenco themed burlesque performance and costume for that song over there on my twitubmlr. Let's see what I can do with it.I think filling the

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Since I will be out when you get home from work tonight, I wanted to let you know...I did our laundry.I made you some sweet nuts. They're delicious like you (smiley face). Unfortunately, I straight up 3rd degree burnt myself. Whoops.But, I managed to write you a little poem anyway.I made you sesame ginger pork loin, pine nut & garlic cous-cous, and greens for dinner. It will be waiting for you

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I was stalked for a good chunk of hours today by an ultra crazy super homosexual tweaker. No joke, It went on for hours. He said I am "smart, special, and dream big like him therefore trustworthy of his secret information". Geez, Aren't I the lucky one.The top shelf crazy person rambling classics were including but not limited to:Janet Jackson stole his ideas.The Law of Relativity.His help in

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Phew. Boy, I got a lot done today that's for sure. Since I have been working damn hard on super pretty things and I am sure that you have been crankin' it out as well, so Ive got the GodZilla vs. Destoroyah ready to go for us.Previously, I had decided that 1994 is the apex of all things ugly (I can't imagine 1995 being too far off) so, it should be exceedingly atrocious. If you were here, we

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Five new ones, Ya'll...

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Dear Baby Jesus,I don't normally complain but, not having heat right now sucks overly bad.I am really fucking cold.xoxox,Jessica

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Your kidding me right? Ya'll know I was working my way through it all and -BAM-like fucking mind readers, Hulu rolls up with buckets of them today.Id let Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla can spank me.

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You should go see this next year when it returns. In retrospect, I should have posted this sooner.

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No, unfortunately not that kind of fever. It's more of the lame-ass sick type. I traded in my headache last night for being stuffed up, coughing, feverish, achy, dizzy, freezing, and tired. I made it as far as getting my hairbrush this morning before deciding work was not an option. For real, I'd have rather died than walked to that bus stop. It would be super cool if you could just kiss my

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Every once and a while some people get headaches and even though they may have roughly 1,000,000 things they should be doing, they opt instead to snuggle up their bed and watch Godzilla vs. King Kong. I know. It's a painful truth but, That's just the way it goes, Man. Yeah, probably those same people are slowly working their way through every Godzilla movie in existence. Whatever.They can do

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I wish we could just do it again.I can't see any reason why not.

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Fresh from The Japan Times Twitter...Thought #1: I want a suckling baby sealbot for Christmas.Thought #2: Robotic receptionist freaks me out a little.Thought #3: I would respectfully dry hump Japan if they would let me.

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Personally, I think it's weird that people (or at least I do) get the same thing every time they take the Myers-Briggs test. Seriously, I get INFJ every single time- no matter where or when I take it. Yeah, I get that it is "supposed to work that way" and all but, still... I think it's fucking strange.

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You know, I have these little trinkets from my adventures hidden within the pages of all my books. That's where I keep them. It's random. Then, when I go to read the book (or read it again at a later time) I get to feel awesome and remind myself of all those bitchin' moments.Whether it's my Metro pass from the Oberkampt station in Paris that I stuffed into my pocket and found in Be Here Now, a

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In case you had any doubts on the hap's tonight- We rocked that fucking KISS concert like a couple of buttrockers named Misty. I got so many incredible shots it's overwhelming. I have no voice, I can't hear, I'm allllllllllll sweaty, and I can't feel my feet. I am going to go put on my brand spankin' new pair of KISS panties and hit the damn hay.Happy Fucking Birthday, Doro.Really, Not even KISS

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Like a proper jinn, Mr. Peter Murphy has been working overtime luring me into the deep desert wasteland of sleep. Just when I thought I was done for, I was awakened by the sunshine beat of Passion Pit. I kinda love it. It makes me smile. Smile and clean things.Also, there better be some pyrotechnics at KISS tomorrow night. I'll understand if they don't play their disco but, I need the

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Fixed my helmet the best I could. I got out to play for a few minutes the best I could.I oddly didn't take any real photos. Some are trickling in from outside sources however...I found out that I would have won the contest if I would have hung out long enough to find that out. Instead the award was given to Princess Miss Brenna and that sea of pink from a few posts back (it wasn't quite completed

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Seriously?I'm going to bed. P.S- Fuck you.

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Today is proof positive that I am in fact either a generally happy person or possibly crazy. Humorously bad is the only way to describe my day today. So great that everyone else around me also happened to have a bad day and seeing me smiling away whilst learning about MY shit-fest day, turned their moods a bit brighter. I dig making other people's day a bit better than it was to begin with.Even

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Makes for a happy Jessica. My costume is now complete and I believe that I have decided on this Happy Pompadour as my Halloween coiffure...A lady is inclined to change her mind though.

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The decals turned out so much better than I could have ever dreamed. They lay almost flush with my crap and look so much like they actually came as part of it. Any inconsistencies that you see are just dust/lighting issues. They are neurotically perfect.I am beyond thrilled.A biggin' for my caplet...One for my raygun holster...and my boots kick so much ass I don't even know what to say.Who has

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Because I have started viewing everything differently and patterns make me feel happy and comfortable.

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It was brought to my attention that I cannot just be out in space without a purpose. Insignias obviously provide you some purpose for doing whatever it is that you are doing. Without one, my costume is just some broad from the future's past out in space. With one, I become some broad from the future's past out in space on business. Photoshop and I had to create something verily simple because

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If you ask me to turn you into a pretty pretty princess, one should expect that all of your status updates will look a little something like this...It makes me ache with repulsion. It's fabulous.

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Today everyone's work week draws to a close and a fresh one starts for me. I spent the majority of this week infested with germs, sleeping, and (as usual) watching assloads of awesomely bad movies. I thought I would take this opportunity to present this weeks Hulu's Horribly Awesome Movie Awards....The award for "Everybody hates me because I'm the fat ugly one" goes to....The Spell.A loose Carrie

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On one hand, I made a sweet little clear vinyl caplet for my sweet little costume and finished up my helmet. On the flip side, Alpha and I sat on our asses for 7 straight hours and downed an entire season of Project Runway along with half the candy in Portland. In honor of my worthy attempts at laziness, here is the first song I heard today.

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It was all Mercury Rev today.

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Tuesday's musical crush out as been brought to you by Man Man. I may have been the last person on Earth to fall in love with them but, maybe they just saved the best for last...They have many videos and these are my favorites. Plus, one cannot really go wrong with a song called 10lb. Moustache.

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The Widowmaker1.5 lbs of ground beef,1 package of bacon,1 package of Italian sausage,1 box of hot pockets,1/2 package of fried onion strips Crammed between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas, Topped with Velveeta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.

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As you may have seen prior, I used the below 1940's bathing suit pattern to create my (hopefully) super cute space suit for Halloween. After making the complete outfit out of three different types of fabric, I decided that all the ruching added a lot of bulk after adding my belt and holster. Also, The Lotte & Glico companies add enough bulk to me without my suit design adding even more. The

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I can't get enough Peter Murphy in today. Been my mindset soundtrack for the day. I wish I could just tell you the story of my day via a photograph and a song.I am not really sure how to get that done though. Anyway... today synopsis: Cuts you up. Ive always loved that fucking song.

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After a most wonderful road trip to Seattle, I have begun to painfully construct this ocean of pink for Lady Brenna. It's a cocoon of horror, it's massively gross, and it scares the bejesus out of me....It's everything Halloween stands for.

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And how...

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Happy Birthday to me.Happy Birthday to me.Happy Birthday me and terrorism.Happy Birthday to me.

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I just sprang up out of a drug induced sleep and yelled,"HAIR!! I GOT TO GO DO IT!!!"I looked around and realized that I was all by myself and it was silent.I'm going to go back to sleep now.I think my job as Ambassador of the Challenged is done here for today.Also, just for funsies- my second and third thoughts were, "Man, AM radio really makes my life rad" and "I wish I could paint myself sepia

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A lot of action this week all pretty much boils down to this...Maria tattoo out. This in...

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Don't think my crazy ass shit hasn't been in the 503 an infinite amount of times.

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Seriously, You have been plaguing us with your useless white carbs for FAR too long, Mother Fucker. Were not all chumps that can be fooled by the likes of you.Feel the sting, Bread. Feel the sting.

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Maybe the wisdom of a fool CAN set you free...What the fuck do we know anyway?Found on the side of the road downtown.

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Every time I deny myself those awesome pair of shoes,Each time I have to smell the drunkard grossness of the can recycling area,and for all the daunting deposits into my Japan fund under $2...I know my Japan will make it worth it for me.

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I started with this.Turned it into that.

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In the pro category we have:Supplying everyone within a 5 mile radius with veggies.Celebrating Bryan going on tour.Some really, really good music.Running into Michelle, Mark, and a few other friends. Meeting James and comparing robot tattoos.Getting my money back from the site meter company after I signed up out of curiosity for a one week free trial, removed it after deeming it pointless, and

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I am taking my hot date tonight to Berbati's. Bryan is playing with Subarachnoid Space. Last time it was pretty fun and extremely loud. I am looking forward to it. 5 bands for $7 is a cheap date. Hot but, cheap.

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Sally Rand tribute fans are now complete. Pretty, pretty, pretty. I adore them. They make me feel like a snow princess when I dance around my room and then, when I emerge from my own little femme fatal world, they have made me feel so womanly I kinda want to cook a man a delicious meal. Here I was just days ago, lamenting being a female...my beautiful fans have gone and changed that.They make me

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Tonight for you, I will reenact an awesomely bad scene from Ichi The Killer:#1: "Whoa hey, would you look at that... Now were both here in this alley, I hate you, and I am feeling a little bit raw. #2: "I'm a total fucking dick and hate you for no obvious reason."#1: "You hurt me and for that I will punch through your face."#2: "I double dog dare you. I don't give a fuck. I am used to hate.

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When I was a kid, my Grandma used to make us ice cream cones in cake cones that had popular children's names on them. I think they may have been made by Joy brand in the 70's/early 80's but, I can't locate any information on them. Sweet Jesus how I wanted to find one with my name on it. You know I did.I don't even like stupid cake cones but, I ate them anyway because after finding out they have

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Your probably going to want to stay clear of having the wasabi & soy sauce almonds with chocolate milk for any kind of midnight snacking. Nope. You don't want it. Nobody does.

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The last part before pictures will be to tie the clear thread that hold each stave into it's proper place. That has been no fun at all because clear thread in feathers is difficult to work with. I have done it now around 4 times. It knots up and shit and I am too sleepy today. Instead, I moved to working on Halloween...

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I will also admit that I used the term, "vintage space suit emergency" twice today. Though I understand that this DOES NOT constitute a real emergency, sometimes shit feels that way when your knee deep into a project. You know that shit is true. I am not the only one. Don't pretend your a Zen master with everything.I also admit to getting into a small-ish amount of trouble at the casino for "

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Going to the tattoo parlor without getting a tattoo myself makes me twitch despite the fact that I am super glad that others get to beautify themselves. It is silly of me but, I was sad that my robot wasn't good enough to make the portfolio book. I also got very, very sad to see other robots in the book. It made me cry after I have been on such a hot streak and now it is making me revert back to

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1: I actually enjoy my mom 99% of the time.2: Whatever money I win tomorrow gambling will go into my most respectful Japan Account.3: I am most certainly spoiled. I am spoiled but, I am not a brat.4: It is muy importante for me to start the final space swimsuit for the impending holiday.5: I don't know anything about seals.6: I guess #3 is not true. I have been known to occasionally and publicly

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Found along the Sandy River.

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I am just too delicate for this bullshit. I wish I was not the only one not at work so I could go to the movies and escape out of this heat with someone. 105 in my house is just too hot to even type, quite honestly.

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6 hour countdown until journey time. I am in dire need but, I can't sleep. I average about 3 hours a night these days yet, I do manage to stay in relatively upbeat mood. Self high five for that. I get a great deal of enjoyment watching the sunrise. I also like keeping a log on when the rest of the world first shows signs of activity each morning. Observing how it fluctuates. Tonight, I don't feel

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Please refrain from taking my fucking pants. I was kinda using them.xoxox,Jessica

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I am going to go ahead and give the Grilled Cheese Grill a score of 9 out of 10 (They are only getting a 9 due to lack of A/C for me to dine in). I recommend throwing on your fat pants, putting ass to car, and start heading over there right now. Painted buses, open late, dance parties, and fat girl food make this little place a winner in my book.Behold....The Cheesus Burger.Two grilled cheese

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Years ago I thought about keeping all the notes my old housemate used to leave around the house. He would leave them above the toilet, on the dishes, etc.I wish I would have. They would have been jewels here because his were usually illustrated fabulously. Also, ever since I joined this Flickr group, I have been just seeing numbers everywhere I look. They pop out of everything I see; sidewalk

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I walked over to the East End last night to watch Bryan's band make some really insane noises. While I was there, I took the opportunity to play in the photo booth since technically it is one of my most favorite things in the whole wide world. Popped out the machine pretty weird indeed...

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With supplies in check, we shall now start building. Lets see just how pretty we can get it.

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Attack of the puppet people was pretty hot shit.

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Happy Birthday, Nikola. We owe so very much to you and all your infinite wonders.There are only two men Id bake cakes for and you Sir, are most certainly one of them.I think you are a stone cold fox and I am off now to savor my alternating currents with some awesome documentaries and foreign sweets.

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People and computers are mystifying me lately and I do not mean in a good way. Both subjects I do not admit to being an expert with however; for the last while they both have become a labyrinth of bullshit issues that go way beyond any of my abilities to cope with. Both should be a basic give and receive cycle in which actions taken by both parties eventually reaches the desired results. Instead

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When I got my mind fixed on building a space helmet for Halloween I figured it would prove difficult to manifest since it doesn't exactly exist in reality so much. Most depictions of fish bowl style helmets are drawings or made by major movie companies with unlimited resources. I scoured Halloween costume websites, costumer's blogs, vintage scuba crap, and even astronaut supply websites. Those

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