Saturday, February 7, 2009

Changing what you call rage Part IV

This is my game face, Pinball. We all know, that YOU know, that when you funnel the ball into the chute that goes just behind your flippers it's a total dick move.
Why even have that chute at all if its not just a tool for mocking?
This is not the face of someone who is going to take your shit.
Pinball Wizard
Luckily for you, you won't get me down because I am fueled by the power of a Good dinner.
Good Noodles
What made it so f-ing good?
Good Why?
Obviously.
Now you know what's what.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

My 25 Randoms

Doro, I guess I was able to come up with 25. It was harder than I thought. I am not used to answering questions about myself and most people who know me should know this crap already.
1: I moved to Texas when I was 18 and lived almost completely self sufficiently for around 3 years. Off the grid, cooking on wood stove, made candles, built my shelter, ground the wheat for the bread, etc...

2: My dad ate dinner with J.R.R Tolkien at his home in England back in the 70's.

3: I was only grounded once in my life. It was for saying I didn't believe in UFO's.

4: My biggest pet peeves is when people do not return emails, texts, and things of the like. Even if it's just to say "thank you" or "cool". Its the technical equivalent of just walking away from someone in the middle of a conversation without saying goodbye as far as I am concerned (not to mention flat out rude).
It's the quickest way to my shit list.

5: I was a Montessori guide in art for a year.

6: My Great Grandpa owned a very popular ice cream hang out joint on the east side of the Sellwood Bridge here in Portland in the 30's. It was called Shorty's.

7: I hung out with Joan Jett. Just me, my bff, her and her bff.

8: I openly credit my ex-boyfriend Gary with most everything good you see in me today.

9: I (admittedly) have a bizarre overly strong affliction to mayo.
Room mate Rule: All mayo (preferable none) needs to be in a non see through bag in the fridge not to be released in or around my presence. Pretty Please.

10: The band I hate the most EVER is Red Hot Chili Peppers. I get a lot of shit for that but, I have come to terms with it. I am aware however, that Flea is a very good base player. REM is a close runner up.

11: Though I may not seem it, I actually do want kids. I waited this long so I can do it right. I care more about that than marriage.

12: I am a hopeless romantic. I sold my gun to buy a boy flowers once.

13: The first concert I ever went to was Nitzer Eb when I was around 14 or 15.

14: I am extremely afraid of heights.

15: I am not offended by anything. I have found no limit to this. You can ask me anything and I will tell you the answer without batting an eyelash. You can piss me off, you can loosed my respect but, you cannot offend me.

16: I have 127 pairs of shoes.

17: I was an only child until I was 18.

18: I have only spoken into a microphone once (if I DID decide to karaoke ever I would do Jolene).

19: My most favorite food is Indian. My least favorite is real Mexican because I don't like chili powder.

20: I have 13 tattoos. Only one of which is not symmetrical.

21: I am allergic to tomatoes.

23: I own every episode of Little House on the Prairie minus 7 episodes. I don't have the DVD's like a cheater. I recorded each an everyone of them on vhs over the period of years.

24: I sing about what I am doing a lot.

25: I know its important and it should be important but, politics really bore the shit out of me.

(I even had some alternates..)
My favorite food is ice cream.
I am very good at reading people. Just because I might be nice to you doesn't mean that I am not aware of your bullshit. I might just find it endearing that you think you so cleaver and tricky.
I do not have a favorite color.
If you touch my back, you will shut me down. It's like rubbing a gator belly.
Ever since I was one year old, I freak out if anyone sings me happy birthday.
I hate brownies.
The first song I ever remember hearing is The Question by Moody Blues however; Tangerine by Zeppelin has been my favorite song since I was 2, and Immigrant Song means the most to me because my dad sang it to me when I was a baby like a lullaby.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Please and thank you.

My daddy got in a bad car accident. Everyone put out the good vibes pretty please with sugar on top.
He will be fine but, good vibes being out never hurt anyone really.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Turning Point

Hopefully in your mind you will see me forever giving you the middle finger.
This blog will now be changing.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

That Box

What ever did happen to that big box that I was staring at for a long time?
True to my norm, I painted it black and turned it into big box camera.
The film plane holds about 2.75 8x10 paper sheets across and about 2.25 wide. I ran weather striping foam in 2" increments within the box to hold my film plane so it won't flop around and I can vary the focal length. It has two pinholes. I can use them both and get some image overlap or I can use one at a time. I also made a lid. The box is so big it makes it difficult to maneuver in my closet but, I can load it and unload it carefully there, then take the paper in a light safe container to the bathroom to develop each 8X10. I can't fit me and the box in the bathroom. The test run made the shot posted the other day. I only fretting momentarily that it may have seemed like I was going to do some illegal burying by going into the pioneer cemetery with a giant black box I can barely carry.
I inverted the 8X10 negative images and placed them back together again to make one image. Id like to play around a bit more with it.
A Visual Rundown.
Giant Box Cam

The micro bok choy made me super smitten. How could it not?
Baby Bok Choy
Even more so when I turned it into this...
Delicious
Give this girl a box and a noodle and she is happy, I guess.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Transferred

Estes Firebird
Feeling pretty good and peaceful the last couple of days. Enjoying the cycle of the day. I am going to be moving upstairs for a bigger work area. Id like to get a little table and chairs so that I can make people dinner and participate in together relaxation time.
I am really enjoying the quiet.
I think i'll keep it.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Tell Me What Will Be.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me
Out of Time
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Idle hands PLUS the devil's playground

I didn't get much done today. Mindless chores while pretending all day that I was going bust out with something really awesome at any minute.
I am not feeling radically creative.
It's borderline rad.
I think its about time for a bath and curl up with a bad movie.
Jesus

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Thinking outside of the box

I wish I was rich enough to afford a cap on a tooth of mine.
It's driving me crazy.
To sidetrack myself from this pestilence I started staring at this big microwave sized box I have had sitting here for a long time.
I painted it black.
We will see what happens.
Violin