Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Random
The new local favorite for 3:30 AM snack rage has been all about the rootbeer float Popsicles.
I'm really into them lately for some reason.
I'm really into them lately for some reason.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Haunting
I had this conversation a few hours ago and honestly, I am still haunted.
I will re-enact the event:
"You had WHAT themed wedding?"
"Disney."
"No."
"What do you mean, No?"
"I do not except that."
"It was beautiful."
"NO. No, it wasn't."
"We thought it was."
"WHO is "we"?"
"Ummm....my husband and I".
"No. He hated that."
"Why would he hate it?"
"Because it sucks hard."
"Luckily I have pictures and you can see that it was
very elegant and pretty."
"No, Luckily for you I got to know you before you decided to horrify me this way."
This is the exact look that came along with this conversation:
Seriously, It gives me chills just replaying it for you.
I will re-enact the event:
"You had WHAT themed wedding?"
"Disney."
"No."
"What do you mean, No?"
"I do not except that."
"It was beautiful."
"NO. No, it wasn't."
"We thought it was."
"WHO is "we"?"
"Ummm....my husband and I".
"No. He hated that."
"Why would he hate it?"
"Because it sucks hard."
"Luckily I have pictures and you can see that it was
very elegant and pretty."
"No, Luckily for you I got to know you before you decided to horrify me this way."
This is the exact look that came along with this conversation:
Seriously, It gives me chills just replaying it for you.
Who do you want me to be?
I am a gross, sweaty, super tired mess at this moment BUT, I had to take a moment to say that I have only spoken into a microphone once before in my life.
Until tonight that is.
When you get the chance to sing Obsession with the original Animotion Bill Wadhams- One doesn't just walk away.
Oh No, you do not.
You do it.
You do it right.
You know all the words because you used to sing it into a hairbrush.
You then stagger home all sweaty and slightly more complete because you got officially be that blond chick in the video that you emulated when you were twelve.
Somewhere in between "your a butterfly" and "a wild butterfly", I realized that when all of this bullshit is said and done...
I am so glad that the sun shines on me.
Ok, NOW shower, Japan snacks, Tetsuwan Atomu, and sweet sweet sleep.
Oh Yeah, and by the way I am $5.85 closer to Japan. That is how much I found.
Sure, you laugh now....
Until tonight that is.
When you get the chance to sing Obsession with the original Animotion Bill Wadhams- One doesn't just walk away.
Oh No, you do not.
You do it.
You do it right.
You know all the words because you used to sing it into a hairbrush.
You then stagger home all sweaty and slightly more complete because you got officially be that blond chick in the video that you emulated when you were twelve.
Somewhere in between "your a butterfly" and "a wild butterfly", I realized that when all of this bullshit is said and done...
I am so glad that the sun shines on me.
Ok, NOW shower, Japan snacks, Tetsuwan Atomu, and sweet sweet sleep.
Oh Yeah, and by the way I am $5.85 closer to Japan. That is how much I found.
Sure, you laugh now....
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Be Kind Rewind
Fuck. I am just going crazy out of my mind with the lack of Japan in my days where there MOST CERTAINLY should be some Japan. It's just killing me. KILLING ME.
So, my plan is to gather all the money I have and can find on the floor/couch/car/New Mexico Pig piggy bank. I am going to put it in a sandwich bag and jog it all the way up to the Wamu. It's going into my special saving account just for Japan.
I want to be back there...NOW.
Please.
I did it once. I can do it again. Watch as I make it so.
Also, at about 2:30 watch for me jogging up Division and throw some quarters at me or something. You know...for the cause.
After I get back, Ill post the rest of my pictures. I think I only have the lake and Tokyo Part II to go. For now, I added Arashiyama. Sure, it's a suburb of Kyoto but, it was so extra stunning and bittersweet that it deserves a set all to itself.
So, my plan is to gather all the money I have and can find on the floor/couch/car/New Mexico Pig piggy bank. I am going to put it in a sandwich bag and jog it all the way up to the Wamu. It's going into my special saving account just for Japan.
I want to be back there...NOW.
Please.
I did it once. I can do it again. Watch as I make it so.
Also, at about 2:30 watch for me jogging up Division and throw some quarters at me or something. You know...for the cause.
After I get back, Ill post the rest of my pictures. I think I only have the lake and Tokyo Part II to go. For now, I added Arashiyama. Sure, it's a suburb of Kyoto but, it was so extra stunning and bittersweet that it deserves a set all to itself.
Half Full
Man, I had the gnarliest dental ordeal on Monday. It was intense.
Also, This time last year, I was discovering Japan. I miss Japan and my friend so much it literally causes me to short circuit, make some sort of whirly clicking sounds, and then nap immediately.
Between the fact that I am here in this pit of disenchantment called America and that I have really grown weary of shots in my mouth,
I have been asleep the better half of Monday at 6:00 til present.
However; My shower just now felt pretty killer so, I decided to share a few things that also felt pretty fulfilling this week...
And last but, not ever least.... superior foreign chocolate.
I would be embarassed for you to see the list of movies that has played in the last 72 hours in my computer. It's extensive, It's random, and it sadly includes Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
Also, This time last year, I was discovering Japan. I miss Japan and my friend so much it literally causes me to short circuit, make some sort of whirly clicking sounds, and then nap immediately.
Between the fact that I am here in this pit of disenchantment called America and that I have really grown weary of shots in my mouth,
I have been asleep the better half of Monday at 6:00 til present.
However; My shower just now felt pretty killer so, I decided to share a few things that also felt pretty fulfilling this week...
And last but, not ever least.... superior foreign chocolate.
I would be embarassed for you to see the list of movies that has played in the last 72 hours in my computer. It's extensive, It's random, and it sadly includes Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Maybe if you were awesome I would love you as much as I love PJ Soles.
I Doubt it though, Don't let that stop you from trying.
I Doubt it though, Don't let that stop you from trying.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
So Exiting
Q: Number of shots that I got in the roof of my mouth today?
A:
Yeah, as a matter of fact that DOES feel pretty spectacular and I am pretty exited to do it all over again on Monday.
$1600, is perfect. Thank you very much.
It is just super touching to grace me with that right before my Japan Melancholy Memorial Dont-Get-Out-of-Bed-All-Day Day no less.
I just love that.
Guess what else?
Fuck off!
A:
Yeah, as a matter of fact that DOES feel pretty spectacular and I am pretty exited to do it all over again on Monday.
$1600, is perfect. Thank you very much.
It is just super touching to grace me with that right before my Japan Melancholy Memorial Dont-Get-Out-of-Bed-All-Day Day no less.
I just love that.
Guess what else?
Fuck off!
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