87 Days

That's how long it took me to choose coral...

I think.

Crap damn it.
I DO know that they will be printed thermography style on 2x2 squares with rounded corners. Matte untreated paper of course.
The graphics will be more refined, bien sûr
Once again, Today's Horoscope is FUCK YEAH!

Bon Appetit

Case in point.

Don't get me wrong, I am gross too. I'll high five over a fart, fantasize about punching old ladies, read about wet specimens like its the news, Hell... I even ate a box of donuts for dinner a few nights back.

Speaking of morbid anatomy...
Instead of stitches on my precious finger, I just used Super Glue.
I am super poor hardcore like that.
I learned that shit in wilderness survival class. Works like a charm.
Eat shit, Fancy Doctor-Man.
You can take your juggernaut and just keep on walkin'.

Lesson Plan

Your seriously gross. It's overwhelmingly disturbing.
Please work on that.

At the rate your going, Id read the How to Win a Street Fight article if I were you.

Mind The Gap

Simple Times

Ummmm.... Well.... Shit

I don't even know what to say about this link except that I do not remember Liberty every stocking this essential oil, there are naked lady bits on there so be forewarned, AND if you wish for the back of your hand to smell like vag-
gather $10, give me a call and you and I can go about this the old fashioned way
(as god intended).
The video is the clincher for me. I almost lost it when he wiffs his hand.

Seriously, I almost lost it.

A moment of silence...

Don't f-ing forget to pay some respects today to Momofuku Ando-san.

If you opt against it- consider us done.

I'm such a softy

On a Winter day, You can hear her call

No other reason except for smiles...