One day I was just sitting there on the street curb thinking about candy when all of a sudden I stood up, realized what a retarded asshole I had been, and became a respectable adult. Everybody who is anybody knows that it takes a whole heap of shitastic, a proper suicide attempt, and the love of a superior human to set ones head straight again. So lets get on board, file joint tax returns, squeeze out a littlin', and blow this life out of it's stockings.
In honor of us wading through all the bullshit to find our love, Eric and I are celebrating our big big love in a big big way. People are traveling from near and far to commemerate the awesomeness. It's quite the humbling experience. I'll tell you what is NOT humble though....
My fucking badass dress.
