I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

Don't think my crazy ass shit hasn't been in the 503 an infinite amount of times.

Just keep walking, Asshole.

Seriously, You have been plaguing us with your useless white carbs for FAR too long, Mother Fucker.
Were not all chumps that can be fooled by the likes of you.

Feel the sting, Bread. Feel the sting.

Amen

Maybe the wisdom of a fool CAN set you free...
What the fuck do we know anyway?

Found on the side of the road downtown.

Like I needed another reason

Every time I deny myself those awesome pair of shoes,
Each time I have to smell the drunkard grossness of the can recycling area,
and for all the daunting deposits into my Japan fund under $2...

I know my Japan will make it worth it for me.

Tickets to the gunshow

I started with this.
Turned it into that.

Pros and Cons

In the pro category we have:
Supplying everyone within a 5 mile radius with veggies.
Celebrating Bryan going on tour.
Some really, really good music.
Running into Michelle, Mark, and a few other friends.
Meeting James and comparing robot tattoos.
Getting my money back from the site meter company after I signed up out of curiosity for a one week free trial, removed it after deeming it pointless, and they charged me.
Watching really good dancers.
Eating my weight in fry bread.
Delicious chai
Going to the tattoo parlor.
Chicken fried steak.
Loud blockbuster movie.

Cons:
I don't feel so great.

Out and About

I am taking my hot date tonight to Berbati's. Bryan is playing with Subarachnoid Space. Last time it was pretty fun and extremely loud. I am looking forward to it. 5 bands for $7 is a cheap date. Hot but, cheap.

This is just a tribute

Sally Rand tribute fans are now complete. Pretty, pretty, pretty. I adore them.
They make me feel like a snow princess when I dance around my room and then, when I emerge from my own little femme fatal world, they have made me feel so womanly I kinda want to cook a man a delicious meal.
Here I was just days ago, lamenting being a female...
my beautiful fans have gone and changed that.
They make me love being a girl.

You can click my photo and see some pretty blurry pictures of them all out. I'll try for some more when I get a chance later.
Halloween is breathing down my neck...

It's On.

There's no love in your violence

Tonight for you, I will reenact an awesomely bad scene from Ichi The Killer:

#1: "Whoa hey, would you look at that... Now were both here in this alley, I hate you, and I am feeling a little bit raw.

#2: "I'm a total fucking dick and hate you for no obvious reason."

#1: "You hurt me and for that I will punch through your face."

#2: "I double dog dare you. I don't give a fuck. I am used to hate."

#2: "ouch, I can't believe you just punch through my face."

#1" "I can't believe you bit off most of my hand."

End scene.

Those are not the actual words since the movie is translated from Japanese but, That's pretty much it in a nutshell.
It's also an appropriate metaphor for my day.