Information Station

Some handy info for ya'll who are planning to attend:

All listed garages and lots are within walking distance to 935 NW Davis Street. Urban Studio is also located on the Portland Streetcar Line, and street parking is available in the blocks surrounding us (9th/Everett/10th/Davis) 7 days a week for
3 hours max dependent upon where you find a spot. There are roughly 40 street spots in the blocks surrounding our party spot and more beyond that. Since the event is at 7:00pm, you will not need to worry about paying the street meters.

Parking Lots nearby (approximately 20-45+ spaces/lot *
NW 9th/Everett St.(covered) $8.25 all day, $4.00 evenings/weekends
NW 9th/Davis St. $8.50 all day, $4.00/Special evenings/weekends
NW 9th/Couch St. Reserved during day, $4.00 all evenings
NW 9th/Couch St. (covered) $8.50 all day
NW 9th/Burnside St. $8.50 all day; Special evenings/weekends
NW Couch & Davis St./10th $8.50 all day; $3.00/hour; Special evenings/weekends
NW 10th/Everett St. (covered) $8.50 all day; Special evenings/weekends

Parking Garages*
NW 11th/Davis St. Pearl Auto Park across from Deschutes Brewery. $12 daily max; $8.50 early bird in by 10:30am; $4 evenings
NW 12th/Couch St. Brewery Blocks Underground Parking can be entered on NW 12th or 13th between Couch and Davis. Over 1300 spaces on 3 levels.

Portland Streetcar*
Operating Hours:
5:30am-11:30pm Monday-Friday
7:15am-11:30pm Saturday
7:15am-10:30pm Sunday
To see schedule, individual stops, map and additional information, please visit:
www.portlandstreetcar.org

*The Portland Streetcar Line Intersects with the MAX line at 10th and Yamhill and Morrison for those of you planning to ride the MAX.

Since we have unlimited beer and wine... a cab may not be a bad idea either.

I look forward to seeing you there.

Smooches.

Just a girl and a dream

Is it so much to ask that someone dress like LaDouche-San for Halloween, or what?
Is is also too much to ask for someone else to think this would be funnier than shit?

Yeah, your right.
At least I dream big though.

The Who did What Where

Well, I guess we find ourselves here again.
One day I was just sitting there on the street curb thinking about candy when all of a sudden I stood up, realized what a retarded asshole I had been, and became a respectable adult. Everybody who is anybody knows that it takes a whole heap of shitastic, a proper suicide attempt, and the love of a superior human to set ones head straight again. So lets get on board, file joint tax returns, squeeze out a littlin', and blow this life out of it's stockings.
In honor of us wading through all the bullshit to find our love, Eric and I are celebrating our big big love in a big big way. People are traveling from near and far to commemerate the awesomeness. It's quite the humbling experience. I'll tell you what is NOT humble though....
My fucking badass dress.

RIP

No.

Summary

I tire of these reindeer games so, lets just cut to the chase...
Tales of Tomorrow = Rad
Amityville II: The Possession= Rad
Kojak= Obviously Rad
Werewolf: The Devil's Hound= Extremely Un-rad.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

Jessica hearts Ernie

Ernie Kovacs is precious.

87 Days

That's how long it took me to choose coral...

I think.

Crap damn it.
I DO know that they will be printed thermography style on 2x2 squares with rounded corners. Matte untreated paper of course.
The graphics will be more refined, bien sûr
Once again, Today's Horoscope is FUCK YEAH!

Bon Appetit

Case in point.

Don't get me wrong, I am gross too. I'll high five over a fart, fantasize about punching old ladies, read about wet specimens like its the news, Hell... I even ate a box of donuts for dinner a few nights back.

Speaking of morbid anatomy...
Instead of stitches on my precious finger, I just used Super Glue.
I am super poor hardcore like that.
I learned that shit in wilderness survival class. Works like a charm.
Eat shit, Fancy Doctor-Man.
You can take your juggernaut and just keep on walkin'.