Summary

I tire of these reindeer games so, lets just cut to the chase...
Tales of Tomorrow = Rad
Amityville II: The Possession= Rad
Kojak= Obviously Rad
Werewolf: The Devil's Hound= Extremely Un-rad.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

Jessica hearts Ernie

Ernie Kovacs is precious.

87 Days

That's how long it took me to choose coral...

I think.

Crap damn it.
I DO know that they will be printed thermography style on 2x2 squares with rounded corners. Matte untreated paper of course.
The graphics will be more refined, bien sûr
Once again, Today's Horoscope is FUCK YEAH!

Bon Appetit

Case in point.

Don't get me wrong, I am gross too. I'll high five over a fart, fantasize about punching old ladies, read about wet specimens like its the news, Hell... I even ate a box of donuts for dinner a few nights back.

Speaking of morbid anatomy...
Instead of stitches on my precious finger, I just used Super Glue.
I am super poor hardcore like that.
I learned that shit in wilderness survival class. Works like a charm.
Eat shit, Fancy Doctor-Man.
You can take your juggernaut and just keep on walkin'.

Lesson Plan

Your seriously gross. It's overwhelmingly disturbing.
Please work on that.

At the rate your going, Id read the How to Win a Street Fight article if I were you.

Mind The Gap