Saturday, February 28, 2009

Ideal Windows

An optimist is a person who sees only the lights in the picture, whereas a pessimist sees only the shadows.
An idealist, however, is one who sees the light and the shadows, but in addition sees something else: the possibility of changing the picture, of making the lights prevail over the shadows.
Windows

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hawaii 1987

I found this out on the street today. Universal reminder to keep it easy breezy.
Found Vactation

Monday, February 23, 2009

Troubles in Helmetville

I am building this for my Halloween costume.
flying_saucer_girl
I AM Miss Flying Saucer 1952 obviously but, I am having troubles locating the helmet. I need the village to brainstorm what I can maybe use or how I can make it(or have it made for that matter). I don't think I am asking the Internetbot the correct words for finding what I need. I even thought about making a mold and pouring in a resin of some sort.
Someone out there has some more ideas. If you have any, please let me know. If you have examples of other directions or hotter space vixens, that would cool too.
I'm open to changing my title.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Craigs Fist

I can't even begin to understand why the fucking haters on Craig's List feel the need to continuously flag wonderful, interesting, beautiful ladies that are out there...on a limb...innocently looking for true love.
Why exactly don't you support my friend looking for love?
Why are you such a bitter fucking hater?
Why after tolerating asshole's catalog of incompetence, would you shaft someone who is at very least ATTEMPTING to open their heart?
Maybe you should find something more interesting to do.
May I suggest getting a hobby like miniature train sets or a latch hook?
I bet you just might become an interesting person enough to rustle up some love of your own.
Then, INSTEAD of in your spare time flagging out good people looking for some tenderness (which apparently ALL your time is spare) you could be romantically sucking off your soul mate.
Right now you just sucking.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Beautiful Perfect Them

I read something in a friends blog yesterday that really effected me deeply the feelings region.
Their love expressed for another person started an avalanche of thought.
I think am going to be in my bed until Sunday watching movies and contemplating my take on it.
Sunday

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

8 Hits from 1993

Sometimes when you are young, You do a lot of drugs. You take the drugs, you hang out with your friend on the floor, it's good times.
Between you and your long term partner in crime you started to doodle during some point while waiting for your teenage acid to kick in.
Maybe you rotated your paper every 45 seconds or so in order to keep it spicy and at some point you forgot to stop doodling.
You remember to stop doodling when the other crazy tripping friend comes in an disturbs your nest because he forgot to tell you that you MUST take him to work at fucking McDonalds at 4:30 in the morning and then it takes 2 hours to get there because no one can understand if the wet spots on the post-rainy streets is wetness or holes in the planet.
ACIDTRIP
True story. Trust me.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Changing what you call rage Part IV

This is my game face, Pinball. We all know, that YOU know, that when you funnel the ball into the chute that goes just behind your flippers it's a total dick move.
Why even have that chute at all if its not just a tool for mocking?
This is not the face of someone who is going to take your shit.
Pinball Wizard
Luckily for you, you won't get me down because I am fueled by the power of a Good dinner.
Good Noodles
What made it so f-ing good?
Good Why?
Obviously.
Now you know what's what.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

My 25 Randoms

Doro, I guess I was able to come up with 25. It was harder than I thought. I am not used to answering questions about myself and most people who know me should know this crap already.
1: I moved to Texas when I was 18 and lived almost completely self sufficiently for around 3 years. Off the grid, cooking on wood stove, made candles, built my shelter, ground the wheat for the bread, etc...

2: My dad ate dinner with J.R.R Tolkien at his home in England back in the 70's.

3: I was only grounded once in my life. It was for saying I didn't believe in UFO's.

4: My biggest pet peeves is when people do not return emails, texts, and things of the like. Even if it's just to say "thank you" or "cool". Its the technical equivalent of just walking away from someone in the middle of a conversation without saying goodbye as far as I am concerned (not to mention flat out rude).
It's the quickest way to my shit list.

5: I was a Montessori guide in art for a year.

6: My Great Grandpa owned a very popular ice cream hang out joint on the east side of the Sellwood Bridge here in Portland in the 30's. It was called Shorty's.

7: I hung out with Joan Jett. Just me, my bff, her and her bff.

8: I openly credit my ex-boyfriend Gary with most everything good you see in me today.

9: I (admittedly) have a bizarre overly strong affliction to mayo.
Room mate Rule: All mayo (preferable none) needs to be in a non see through bag in the fridge not to be released in or around my presence. Pretty Please.

10: The band I hate the most EVER is Red Hot Chili Peppers. I get a lot of shit for that but, I have come to terms with it. I am aware however, that Flea is a very good base player. REM is a close runner up.

11: Though I may not seem it, I actually do want kids. I waited this long so I can do it right. I care more about that than marriage.

12: I am a hopeless romantic. I sold my gun to buy a boy flowers once.

13: The first concert I ever went to was Nitzer Eb when I was around 14 or 15.

14: I am extremely afraid of heights.

15: I am not offended by anything. I have found no limit to this. You can ask me anything and I will tell you the answer without batting an eyelash. You can piss me off, you can loosed my respect but, you cannot offend me.

16: I have 127 pairs of shoes.

17: I was an only child until I was 18.

18: I have only spoken into a microphone once (if I DID decide to karaoke ever I would do Jolene).

19: My most favorite food is Indian. My least favorite is real Mexican because I don't like chili powder.

20: I have 13 tattoos. Only one of which is not symmetrical.

21: I am allergic to tomatoes.

23: I own every episode of Little House on the Prairie minus 7 episodes. I don't have the DVD's like a cheater. I recorded each an everyone of them on vhs over the period of years.

24: I sing about what I am doing a lot.

25: I know its important and it should be important but, politics really bore the shit out of me.

(I even had some alternates..)
My favorite food is ice cream.
I am very good at reading people. Just because I might be nice to you doesn't mean that I am not aware of your bullshit. I might just find it endearing that you think you so cleaver and tricky.
I do not have a favorite color.
If you touch my back, you will shut me down. It's like rubbing a gator belly.
Ever since I was one year old, I freak out if anyone sings me happy birthday.
I hate brownies.
The first song I ever remember hearing is The Question by Moody Blues however; Tangerine by Zeppelin has been my favorite song since I was 2, and Immigrant Song means the most to me because my dad sang it to me when I was a baby like a lullaby.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Please and thank you.

My daddy got in a bad car accident. Everyone put out the good vibes pretty please with sugar on top.
He will be fine but, good vibes being out never hurt anyone really.