Someday, My son Alloy and I and going to look so fucking pimp jogging on the waterfront with all the other hipster Portland moms. Those bitches are going to be so jealous and it is going to be so awesome.
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Your the raddest fake mom EVER and Alloy is a rad name. Too bad I am going to steal it.
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Your the raddest fake mom EVER and Alloy is a rad name.
Too bad I am going to steal it.
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