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This turned out all right.

It's super comfy for chillin' around the house.

Happy Friday, Ya'll

Awww..... Tetsujin 28-go

Really?
Thanks, Hulu.
That's so rad.
It's just what I needed.
I lost my DVD's.
Your the best.

The sky calls to us

Squirrels on Film

Today's theme was film. I developed it, researched it, I scanned it in, I accessorized with it, and now I am going to watch it (In a sense).
First off, Doro got me a rad bag for the baby Jesus's birthday and it is made out of old Bollywood film strips. I love it madly. I projected it so that I could check out a frame or two.



How rad is that?
Now that the important things have been touched on, I got about three hours of sleep last night and I need to go do what I normally do when I am all tuckered out for the day...

Tellement Obscurité

Here we find ourselves with no moon and a solstice on our hands. It's blacker than the blackest black times infinity, for sure. In honor of that and the fact that my raging headache is keeping me awake, I started working on the designs for an entire Flamenco themed burlesque performance and costume for that song over there on my twitubmlr. Let's see what I can do with it.
I think filling the house with feathers again is inevitable.
Maybe it's my ritualistic way of attempting to allure sunshine and springtime back into our good graces. People used to sacrifice up the lives of babies and virgins and shit for that so, I do realize that my offering is pretty fucking lame.
I'll still give it 100% though because I am pretty sick of this darkness.

Dear, Honey

Since I will be out when you get home from work tonight, I wanted to let you know...
I did our laundry.


I made you some sweet nuts. They're delicious like you (smiley face).


Unfortunately, I straight up 3rd degree burnt myself. Whoops.


But, I managed to write you a little poem anyway.


I made you sesame ginger pork loin, pine nut & garlic cous-cous, and greens for dinner. It will be waiting for you whenever you get home.
We've got sparkling blueberry juice if your feeling fancy.


For desert, there are two different types of brownies. I wasn't 100% sure of your style so, I have options for hot fudge or raspberry sauce.

Oh come on now... You KNOW I'm not a fucking novice at this-
The ice cream is in the freezer.

You work pretty hard so, don't worry about the dishes.
I done did that shit hours ago.


Yeah, I got you a few little presents also. So what? I like you. They are trinkets of affection. Go ahead and open them. You know you want to see what inside that shit.




(I made that little nest from branches outside the house. Cute huh?)

I even managed to finish up this super precious dress for myself. It's made out of some of the best fabric in the world because I'm tactile like that.


I hope work went alright today. Miss you.

Snuggles,

Jessica

P.S. I put the leftovers in the fridge for your lunch tomorrow.

Dreamin' Big

I was stalked for a good chunk of hours today by an ultra crazy super homosexual tweaker. No joke, It went on for hours. He said I am "smart, special, and dream big like him therefore trustworthy of his secret information". Geez, Aren't I the lucky one.

The top shelf crazy person rambling classics were including but not limited to:
Janet Jackson stole his ideas.
The Law of Relativity.
His help in discovering "matter as we see it".
The obscene gluttony of Hollywood.
He is leaving in 1 hour and also tomorrow for a nuclear symposium in San Fransisco.
How I should make clothing for Angelina Jolie.
AND
How he has scientifically proven "Miracles".

The cherry on top of this gateau is that after he left, he returned about and hour or so later. He proceeded to fill out 8 postcards all made out to me with a little salutation and his signature. They all say "Hollywood Dress" on them for some reason. Then unbelievably he gave me his normal mail (all with stamps and his return address mind you) and asked me to go ahead and just
"mail these off for him". I said, "Dude, I don't even have a mail receptacle here". He said, "Well, you know... Whenever you get around to it".
You know I took that fucking mail.
You know I took that mail because I want to open that mail.
I will open that crazy-ass mail because I want to see what crazy dudes say to their crazy friends in their Christmas cards.
In a way, it's even better than finding crazy shit.
Maybe from here on out they should just bring it directly to me.

He gets a special nice relaxing "lets bring it down a notch or two" while we wait for our meds to kick in crazy person dedication song.
He gets Deep Day Blue, I think.
It's over there on the left in my Tumb/Twit thing.

Over Radiated

Phew. Boy, I got a lot done today that's for sure. Since I have been working damn hard on super pretty things and I am sure that you have been crankin' it out as well, so
Ive got the GodZilla vs. Destoroyah ready to go for us.

Previously, I had decided that 1994 is the apex of all things ugly (I can't imagine 1995 being too far off) so, it should be exceedingly atrocious.
If you were here, we could spoon a little and eat these warm cookies I have sitting right here...

Jamais

Insatiable

Five new ones, Ya'll...

CryoJess

Dear Baby Jesus,
I don't normally complain but, not having heat right now sucks overly bad.
I am really fucking cold.

xoxox,
Jessica

Mind Readers

Your kidding me right? Ya'll know I was working my way through it all and -BAM-
like fucking mind readers, Hulu rolls up with buckets of them today.
Id let Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla can spank me.

Day late and a dollar short

You should go see this next year when it returns.
In retrospect, I should have posted this sooner.

Never the less...

Ive got the fever

No, unfortunately not that kind of fever. It's more of the lame-ass sick type.
I traded in my headache last night for being stuffed up, coughing, feverish, achy, dizzy, freezing, and tired. I made it as far as getting my hairbrush this morning before deciding work was not an option. For real, I'd have rather died than walked to that bus stop.

It would be super cool if you could just kiss my forehead.
Please and thank you.

So Be It

Every once and a while some people get headaches and even though they may have roughly 1,000,000 things they should be doing, they opt instead to snuggle up their bed and watch Godzilla vs. King Kong.
I know. It's a painful truth but, That's just the way it goes, Man.

Yeah, probably those same people are slowly working their way through every Godzilla movie in existence.
Whatever.
They can do whatever they want.
It's cool with me.