Sunday, August 26, 2007

How to Make a Baby

Step 1: Take a little of this fabric...



And a little of this sherbert fur....


Place them together so they can be friends.

Step 2: Cement their friendship with yarn.


Step 3: Continue to do that forever.


Step 3.5: Make sure the back is not fucked up.


Step 4: Find yourself a containment unit.


Step 5: Kick back and take some pictures.


Step 6: Find two people, make them fall in love, poke holes in their condoms, then sit back at the baby shower and let the compliments fly.

1 comment:

Sr Gregor said...

My font settings are too small. I read Step 2 as "Cement their friendship with yam."