If you were, you would have started your weekend off with some quality time with a stone cold fox and watching a movie containing a savory mustache.
Following, You might have mixed in a proper road trip, like I opted for. In the name of pseudo-science, we rolled up to Gold Hill, Oregon to visit the Oregon Vortex.
Got some nice photos and some forbidden video clips.
House of Mystery
In this shot, I was using all the upright I could muster.
Above this post is the video of the uphill bottle.
Yeah, its dark but, we all love the childhood wonder of optical illusions.
Smart people also appreciate a good rest stop.
Then later- get really sick, watch Revenge of the Nerds IV, and sleep for 12 hours (all optional).
Ill assume because we are all totally rad here, you then awoke to Hot Child in the City, decided that was the universe telling you get crackin' on a baby blanket, kicked it in some Japanese slippers all day, and then brought the weekend on home with some succulent Chinese cuisine.
If it turns out you were smart like me, then we can all go relax now and read a bit of Confederacy Of Dunces. Maybe finish up that pork fried rice? If you have realized now that you weren't as smart as you had thought, lucky for you there is not just one weekend because you totally blew it.
Yeah, its dark but, we all love the childhood wonder of optical illusions.
Smart people also appreciate a good rest stop.
Then later- get really sick, watch Revenge of the Nerds IV, and sleep for 12 hours (all optional).
Ill assume because we are all totally rad here, you then awoke to Hot Child in the City, decided that was the universe telling you get crackin' on a baby blanket, kicked it in some Japanese slippers all day, and then brought the weekend on home with some succulent Chinese cuisine.
If it turns out you were smart like me, then we can all go relax now and read a bit of Confederacy Of Dunces. Maybe finish up that pork fried rice? If you have realized now that you weren't as smart as you had thought, lucky for you there is not just one weekend because you totally blew it.
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